Jamie
I bought this shirt for my dad because he loves debating all sorts of things, and he couldn't stop laughing. It really captures his personality, and the fabric quality is great too.
Funny Beer T-Shirt – I Only Drink Beer 3 Days A Week Yesterday Today Tomorrow | Unisex Cotton Graphic Tee
$24.99$45.90SAVE 45%
Pick your color. Check your fit. Wear your sense of humor.
Size chart · inches / cm
| Size | Width in / cm | Length in / cm | Sleeve in / cm |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 18.00 / 45.7 | 28.00 / 71.1 | 15.10 / 38.4 |
| M | 20.00 / 50.8 | 29.00 / 73.7 | 16.50 / 41.9 |
| L | 22.00 / 55.9 | 30.00 / 76.2 | 18.00 / 45.7 |
| XL | 24.00 / 61.0 | 31.00 / 78.7 | 19.50 / 49.5 |
| 2XL | 26.00 / 66.0 | 32.00 / 81.3 | 21.00 / 53.3 |
| 3XL | 28.00 / 71.1 | 33.00 / 83.8 | 22.40 / 56.9 |
| 4XL | 30.00 / 76.2 | 34.00 / 86.4 | 23.70 / 60.2 |
| 5XL | 32.00 / 81.3 | 35.00 / 88.9 | 25.00 / 63.5 |
Measure a T-shirt laid flat. Width is measured across the chest; double it for the full chest circumference. Measure length from shoulder to hem and sleeve from the center back.
Each value is shown in inches / centimeters. Allow a size tolerance of ±1.50 in (±3.81 cm). Choose from the sizes available for your selected color.
Product details
Soft, breathable 100% cotton tee with a relaxed unisex fit. Each design is printed to order using durable, fade-resistant ink and shipped fast from the USA. Machine washable, true to size.
What comes in my order?
Your selected tee in the color, size and quantity you choose. Check each tee’s options before adding a pack.
Shipping & returns
Available shipping methods and charges are shown at checkout. For help with an order, contact us.
Funny Beer T-Shirt – I Only Drink Beer 3 Days A...$24.99
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The Stay Salty community
Feedback from across the Stay Salty collection.
9 Reviews
Sam
Shirt arrived a day later than expected, but honestly it was worth the wait. The print looks even better in person and I've already had three strangers laugh and ask where I got it. Fabric isn't super thick, which actually makes it comfortable for summer.
Alex
If you're scared of awkward conversations, don't buy this. If you're not... you'll love it. 😂
Morgan
Bought this for my dad. He laughed... then immediately reminded me I still owe him money. Mission accomplished.
Taylor
My daughter rolled her eyes so hard I thought she'd see her own brain. 10/10. Wish the shipping had been a little faster, but the laugh was worth it.
Jordan
My wife asked if I seriously ordered this. I said, "No... I ordered two."
Casey
Kids think it's a duck. Adults see it two seconds later. That's what makes it hilarious.
Riley
Wore this to family dinner. My brother got mad before dessert. Shirt works exactly as advertised.
Quinn
If you're trying to avoid political conversations... definitely don't buy this. If you're trying to start them, this shirt works better than I imagined.
BEFORE YOU CHECK OUT
A few things worth knowing.
How do I choose the right size?
Lay a tee that fits you well flat. Measure its width across the chest and its length, then Open the size chart to compare. The chart includes both inches and centimeters. Available sizes depend on your selected color.
Can I choose different sizes and colors in a pack?
Yes. The 2- and 3-tee options let you choose a size and color for each tee. These packs contain the design shown on that product page. To buy different designs, add them separately to your cart.
Is the design printed on the front or the back?
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What should I know about fabric and care?
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How much is shipping?
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What if I need help with my order?
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