EmilyVerified
Really happy with this one. The fabric feels soft and the fit is comfortable without being too baggy. Looks good with jeans, so I’ve been wearing it quite a bit.
Copy of "People ★☆☆☆☆ Absolute Nightmare, Would Not Recommend" T-Shirt
"ASSHOLE ANTENNA YOU'RE COMING IN LOUD AND CLEAR" T-Shirt
$24.99$45.90SAVE 45%
Pick your color. Check your fit. Wear your sense of humor.
Size chart · inches / cm
| Size | Width in / cm | Length in / cm | Sleeve in / cm |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 18.00 / 45.7 | 28.00 / 71.1 | 15.10 / 38.4 |
| M | 20.00 / 50.8 | 29.00 / 73.7 | 16.50 / 41.9 |
| L | 22.00 / 55.9 | 30.00 / 76.2 | 18.00 / 45.7 |
| XL | 24.00 / 61.0 | 31.00 / 78.7 | 19.50 / 49.5 |
| 2XL | 26.00 / 66.0 | 32.00 / 81.3 | 21.00 / 53.3 |
| 3XL | 28.00 / 71.1 | 33.00 / 83.8 | 22.40 / 56.9 |
| 4XL | 30.00 / 76.2 | 34.00 / 86.4 | 23.70 / 60.2 |
| 5XL | 32.00 / 81.3 | 35.00 / 88.9 | 25.00 / 63.5 |
Measure a T-shirt laid flat. Width is measured across the chest; double it for the full chest circumference. Measure length from shoulder to hem and sleeve from the center back.
Each value is shown in inches / centimeters. Allow a size tolerance of ±1.50 in (±3.81 cm). Choose from the sizes available for your selected color.
Product details
A sturdy, straight-cut tee built for everyday wear and outspoken attitudes. The medium-weight cotton holds bold prints with crisp detail, so the back graphic reads loud and clear. Short sleeves and a crew neckline keep the silhouette classic and easy to layer under jackets or over shirts. Wear it to rallies, road trips, or casual hangs when you want a comfortable shirt that carries a message without fuss. The tear-away label and reinforced shoulder tape keep the fit feeling smooth and stable after many washes, while OEKO-TEX certification and responsibly sourced cotton give peace of mind about materials and production.
Product features
- Medium-weight 100% cotton body (solid colors) with durable knit for long-lasting wear
- Crisp, high-detail printing using DTF for sleeves/labels and DTG for main artwork
- Tubular knit with no side seams and ribbed collar to retain shape and reduce fabric waste
- Reinforced shoulder tape and tear-away label for comfort and shape stability
- OEKO-TEX® certified, ethically sourced cotton with EU 2-year warranty and safety compliance
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
Product features
- Medium-weight 100% cotton body (solid colors) with durable knit for long-lasting wear
- Crisp, high-detail printing using DTF for sleeves/labels and DTG for main artwork
- Tubular knit with no side seams and ribbed collar to retain shape and reduce fabric waste
- Reinforced shoulder tape and tear-away label for comfort and shape stability
- OEKO-TEX® certified, ethically sourced cotton with EU 2-year warranty and safety compliance
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
What comes in my order?
Your selected tee in the color, size and quantity you choose. Check each tee’s options before adding a pack.
Shipping & returns
Available shipping methods and charges are shown at checkout. For help with an order, contact us.
"ASSHOLE ANTENNA YOU'RE COMING IN LOUD...$24.99
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For the cookout, the weekend beer run, and the friend who shares your sense of humor. Choose a graphic that sounds like you and pair it with your go-to jeans.
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The Stay Salty community
Feedback from across the Stay Salty collection.
19 Reviews
RyanVerified
Ordered one to try before buying any others. Pretty pleased with it so far. The material isn’t too heavy and the design looks better in person than I expected.
"WOKE UP HANDSOME AGAIN... THIS IS GETTING RIDICULOUS..." T-SHIRT
AlexVerified
Delivery took a couple of days longer than I’d hoped, which was a little disappointing. The shirt itself was great though. Clear print, comfortable fit, and my brother loved his gift.
"FVCK DA POLIS — DIOGENES" T-SHIRT
AmandaVerified
Got this for a friend who’s hard to shop for. She laughed as soon as she opened it and put it on that day. I’d call that a successful gift.
"JUST CALLING TO SAY YOU AIN'T GETTING SHIT" T-SHIRT
ChrisVerified
Exactly what I was looking for. Nothing over the top, just a comfortable everyday shirt with a fun design. It’s already been through the wash and still looks good.
"LOADING..." T-SHIRT
BrianVerified
Wore it to a family get-together and it got a few laughs. The fit is about what I expected from my usual size. Definitely going into my weekend rotation.
"DAD TAX MAKING SURE IT'S NOT ......" T-SHIRT
NicoleVerified
Looks just like the pictures, which is always a relief when ordering online. Comfortable enough to wear all afternoon. Got a couple of compliments the first time I wore it.
"IF YOU DON'T LIKE ME, REMEMBER THAT IT'S MIND OVER MATTER. I DON'T MIND AND YOU DON'T MATTER" T-SHIRT
JessicaVerified
The shirt is a little longer than I expected, so I’d probably check the measurements more carefully next time. But the fabric feels great and I really like how the print look
"OMG YOU GUYS I'M ONE DEGREE FROM A MELTDOWN" T-SHIRT
AshleyVerified
Bought this as a gift and almost kept it for myself. Simple shirt, nice print, and the person I gave it to loved it. Happy with how it turned out.
"LEOPARD CROSS" T-SHIRT
MikeVerified
My wife bought this for me and we both had a good laugh. Fits well and doesn’t feel stiff like some printed shirts do. No complaints here.
"ASSHOLE ANTENNA YOU'RE COMING IN LOUD AND CLEAR" T- Shirt
SamVerified
Shirt arrived a day later than expected, but honestly it was worth the wait. The print looks even better in person and I've already had three strangers laugh and ask where I got it. Fabric isn't super thick, which actually makes it comfortable for summer.
Sorry I Can't Hear You Over All This Freedom T-Shirt
AlexVerified
If you're scared of awkward conversations, don't buy this. If you're not... you'll love it. 😂
MorganVerified
Bought this for my dad. He laughed... then immediately reminded me I still owe him money. Mission accomplished.
Dad, I Will Always Be Your Little Girl Financial Burden # Favorite Daughter T-Shirt
JamieVerified
I bought this shirt for my dad because he loves debating all sorts of things, and he couldn't stop laughing. It really captures his personality, and the fabric quality is great too.
"Guns Don't Kill People. Dads With Pretty Daughters Do" T-Shirt
TaylorVerified
My daughter rolled her eyes so hard I thought she'd see her own brain. 10/10. Wish the shipping had been a little faster, but the laugh was worth it.
"Guns Don't Kill People. Dads With Pretty Daughters Do" T-Shirt
JordanVerified
My wife asked if I seriously ordered this. I said, "No... I ordered two."
I'm Ammosexual T-Shirt
RileyVerified
Wore this to family dinner. My brother got mad before dessert. Shirt works exactly as advertised.
"Arguing With Me Is Pointless. I Knew I Was Wrong 10 Minutes Ago. I'm Just Trying To Make You Mad Now" T-Shirt
QuinnVerified
If you're trying to avoid political conversations... definitely don't buy this. If you're trying to start them, this shirt works better than I imagined.
"IF YOU EVER FEEL STUPID... JUST THINK OF TRUMP'S SUPPORTERS AND IT WILL GO AWAY" T-shirt
CaseyVerified
Kids think it's a duck. Adults see it two seconds later. That's what makes it hilarious.
"Duck You" T-Shirt
BEFORE YOU CHECK OUT
A few things worth knowing.
How do I choose the right size?
Lay a tee that fits you well flat. Measure its width across the chest and its length, then Open the size chart to compare. The chart includes both inches and centimeters. Available sizes depend on your selected color.
Can I choose different sizes and colors in a pack?
Yes. The 2- and 3-tee options let you choose a size and color for each tee. These packs contain the design shown on that product page. To buy different designs, add them separately to your cart.
Is the design printed on the front or the back?
Check the product photos for print placement. Some designs are front prints and others are back prints. The photos on each product page show the design you are choosing.
What should I know about fabric and care?
Check the selected product’s description and garment label for its fabric blend and care instructions; these can vary by shirt and color. As a general print-care tip, wash inside out on a cool cycle and avoid ironing directly over the graphic.
How much is shipping?
Available shipping methods and charges are shown at checkout for your delivery address. Ordering for a specific date? Contact us before you order so you can check the details first.
What if I need help with my order?
Contact Stay Salty with your order number and a short description of the issue. If an item arrived damaged or the print looks wrong, include clear photos so we can review it.
